少し通じないくらいのほうが面白い

むしろ日本語も使いません
なぜならばひきこもりだから

I'm not sure this will end well...

WTF=　言　語　道　断　！

機械翻訳を使わないと英語分かりません

機械翻訳に頼りすぎるとこうなります

This is cat.

Seen any alien toilets around?

Dear Japan, please create the cutest bastardization imaginable of Duke Nukem. Super deformed, chibi, you name it.

No Duke, but I have this.

>796
I live in Britain. It's illegal here too. But it shouldn't be. Boycott is how such things should be dealt with.

Here in Canada any and all dsicriminatory actions can get your entire business closed on you. You lose the ability to operate the business anymore as well.

Takakazu Abe stared at his nemesis with steely eyes. "I knew we would meet again," he said.

"I have never forgotten," intoned the dread lord Arudou Debito. "The day long ago, when you reamed me in the public baths. Without using lube. It was because I was a gaijin, wasn't I?"

"Sort of," admitted Abe. "I thought you Americans were tough enough."

"Thanks to you, I found my calling in life," said Debito. "I killed my family. I killed your family, too. And I will kill everyone else on this cursed planet. Then no one will be left to discriminate against me!" He laughed maniacally, then sobered up. "I'll have to become a guilty-coinscience liberal and start discriminating against myself," he mused.

"You turned my best friend into a zombie," Abe growled. "Wasn't it enough when you mutilated and ate my six baby children?"

"It will never be enough," said Debito.

"Then one of us will die here," said Abe. "And it will not be me."

Abe began the fight with Doton Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu. But Debito was already using his Byakugan to read Abe's movements and skillfully dodged. He executed the Hakke Rokujuu Yonshou on Abe. But Abe had used Kawarimi no Jutsu and had substituted himself with Debito's inflatable love doll. Debito did not realize his mistake until he had punctured the doll beyond repair.

"MY KYOKO-CHAN!" screamed Debito. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

Debito charged at Abe and scored a direct hit with Kanashibari no Jutsu. He prepared to deal a finishing blow to the staggering Abe, but Abe managed to execute Mugen Sajin Daitoppa. A large vine burst from the chamber floor and embedded itself in Debito's rear end. But this did not stop Debito from using his secret technique. "Debito Ninpocho; Shihou Hapou Shuriken no Maki," he said.

Shuriken flew at Abe from all directions. There was nowhere to dodge, nowhere to run. Thinking quickly Abe used Hakke Shou Kaiten, repelling the shuriken. One embedded itself in Debito's leg, crippling him. Abe moved in for the kill.

"Not so fast," Debito said. "Mugen Sajin Daitoppa." He opened his mouth and vomited sandy death in Abe's direction.

Abe stared at Debito with his Sharingan. "Sabaku Kyuu," he replied. The sand surrounded him, turning him into a mummy-like figure. He continued advancing towards Debito.

"Sabaku Sousou," said Debito. Nothing happened. "No! This cannot be! My sand should crush you into a bloody pulp... no one can survive that technique!"

"I have only one word for you," Abe said. He dropped his pants. His erect member was also covered in a thick layer of sand. He grabbed Debito's shoulders and rotated him around, then bent him over.

"Yaranaika?"

What's with the hate-on? Sure, he's a bit of a dick, but he's right.

Also, Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

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>>No.479

Pretty good.

＞No.683

そう、この写真、前から好きで何度も描いた。

>no.693

げ、あんまり、マイケル　ジャクソンに似すぎてるぜ。

私は手渡す
i surrender

no

me here

so why does Picard have on the next-gen era uniform while Riker has on the movie era uniform?

Furthermore, what is Picard doing in Professor Xavier's wheelchair?

at this point the board is young enough you can make it what you want, but based on the rules (anything goes, but no illegal content or real life porn), it is more in spirit with /b/ than /a/

This is more like the new world2ch, since there is some actual international participation.

I wish more Japanese would post